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Overheard: a Year 7 boy telling his friend in an authoritative voice, "My mum bought a Caesarean so I could fit through."

SU POOLE, SURREY

From a Year 8 essay: "The river flows over the Niagara Falls into a plunge pool, and then passes on through a steep-sided garage."

LINDSAY LEWIS, LINCOLN

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