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Teacher: "What is the Salvation Army place of worship called?" Year 8 pupil: "A hostel."

ROGER J OWEN, WEST YORKSHIRE

A Year 3 child was asked to write a subtraction number story. He wrote: "My mum had two boyfriends. She dumped one, so how many has she got now?"

ALISON BLANT, ESSEX

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