A worried teaching assistant approaches the head: “Just in case you get a complaint from Jemima’s mother. She said I swore, and I did not.All I said was, ‘Now where’s my flipchart?’”
A Year 3 pupil was answering a class questionnaire about working conditions. “Where do you have to work hardest?”
“In the ICT sweat.”
BOB ASTON, KENT
