"Buggering about," came the reply.
* The son of my friend Sue was telling her about their net assignment in English. They were to study a play by Shakespeare.
"Which one?" asked Sue.
"It was something like A Man."
"Are you sure?"
"No, you're right. It wasn't a man, it was A Fellow."
* A Year 4 boy had been absent. His mother's note read: "Sorry Johnny has been away but he had the mumps in his privets."