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The radio news is on. Thomas, 3, pricks up his ears. "We do Alastair Campbell at nursery," he announces. "We sing 'Alastair Campbell has got five humps'..." Investigation reveals they have actually been singing "Alice the Camel".

David Newnham, Norfolk

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