Where do you live?

In Girvan, South Ayrshire.

What do you do?

I offer an enriched and flexible curriculum to young people . or, I’m a 21st-century English teacher.

How long have you subscribed?

Since last summer’s special offer.

Why did you start?

After six relaxing weeks, I had deluded myself I would have time after school to study TESS.

Who reads your copy?

Just me, but I have a backlog building up by my sofa.

What do you read first?

The Scottish headlines.

What should there be more of in TESS?

Humour.

What’s the best thing we’ve done?

Resources on website.

What would you be excited to see on the front page?

“Politicians leave teaching to the teachers!”

What is TESS?

Towering Edifice Swamps Sofa.