Sweet FE;FE Focus
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Sweet FE;FE Focus
https://www.tes.com/magazine/archive/sweet-fefe-focus-0
Secondary partner: Gently whisper “redistribution of money” to your smug HE crony
Secretarial courses: Sorry, we know that GNVQ makes them sound like nuclear physics with a dollop of brain surgery
Sector performance indicator: By mid-term the head of sector should have had her 13th psycho-drama
Self-assessment: At least someone wants to tell the inspector about your vision, resources and quality provision, even if it’s only you
Sensitivity analysis: Being careful who you talk to first thing on Monday morning
Skills shortage: But not in FE lecturing. We all know that anyone can just walk right in and sit right down beside the old overhead projector
Skills training: It’s your mission to ensure that everyone earns more money than you
Sole provider: Look, nobody else wanted to risk a course on patio weeding
Sponsorship: Why not charge Calvin Klein and Nike for their global penetration of our classrooms?
Staff development officer: No one knows the number of stress management courses she’s overseen
Staffing: A moveable feast? Strategic plan operating statement: Attempts to translate the vision statement into basic Klingon
Stress management: Don’t look at Alec like that, he’s only fiddling with his solar plexus
Student diversity: Save the free mobile phones for when you’re really desperate
Sub-degree work: Lord Denning says know your limits; he does
Super-quango: Your principal is boasting about his size again
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