Butting out the fires
Alas, one rurally based South Lanarkshire head feared for her career after the reply was bounced back and reported to be under investigation because it contained an obscenity.
The cyber-patrolling software had misinterpreted the name of her assembly location. Which is a pity, because the Bow Butts public house really does exist, and it is indeed the most appropriate assembly point. It's just a pity about the word Butts.