1. I helped my dad in the garage. He let me hit some nails in with his hamster.
2. The densits sicked a sicker on my frunt for being gud.
3. Two halves make a whale.
4. I love drawing and painting so my favourite subject is ars.
5. If you marry two people you are a pigamist but morons are allowed to do this.
Taken from Blackboard Blunders: Spelling Slip-ups and Homework Howlers by Richard Benson. Published by Summersdale. www.summersdale.com.
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