Diary - 5 worst animal howlers

8th January 2010 at 00:00

1. One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.

2. The largest mammals are found in the sea as there is nowhere else to put them.

3. A monkey has a reprehensible tail.

4. An octogenarian is an animal that has eight young at birth.

5. Marsupials are poached animals.

Taken from Must Try Harder! The Very Wost Howlers by Schoolchildren. Published by Constable Robinson. ww.summersdale.com.

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