... eyes, right?

23rd February 2001 at 00:00
A Glasgow secondary teacher had gone to a lot of bother to prepare her lesson by writing the tasks for her class on the blackboard. As usual, someone didn't get the message.

"What do we have todo, miss?" asked one youngster.

"Use your eyes," urged the frustrated teacher, pointing to the board then to her own eyes.

"Look, what are these?" "Bags, miss," came the reply.


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