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23rd March 2007 at 00:00
"Oh, so you're interested in soliciting.". A careers talk to a budding lawyer goes awry.


Boys aged four and under who were permanently excluded from schools in England20042005. Source: DfES

"I want to train to be a knight."

A nursery child explains why he wants to go to night school.


Boys aged four and under who were given fixed period exclusions from schools in England, 20042005.Source: DfES

"With practice, he would make a good breast stroker."

Extract from a boy's GCSE PE report

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