'But is she one of us?'
A head agonises over whether to invite the crossings warden to the Christmas party
Revenue and capital funding per pupil in maintained schools in England in 199798.Source: DfES
'Miss, where's the rock music you promised us?'
A Year 9 pupil doesn't appreciate the benefits of the baroque masters for a Sats maths revision session.
Revenue and capital funding per pupil (estimated) in maintained schools in England in 200607.Source: DfES
'Richard and Judy.'
A Year 2 child when asked to come up with the names of two traditional puppets.