"Bigger shoes" - A Year 4 girl's caption to a drawing of a homeless person not, apparently, selling The Big Issue.
36 - The number of primary schools on the Isle of Man. Source: Department of Education, IoM
"Disneyland" - A Year 6 child is asked to identify the second largest continent.
1 - The number of Manx medium primary schools, where all lessons are taught in the Manx language, on the Isle of Man. Source: Department of Education, IoM.