The five ... Answers in English exams
1 - Q. Discuss the style of Romeo and Juliet
A. It's written entirely in Islamic pentameter
2 - Q. Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to illustrate its meaning
A. I am using judicious in this sentence to illustrate its meaning
3 - Q. In Pride and Prejudice, when does Elizabeth Bennet realise her feelings for Mr Darcy?
A. When she sees him coming out of the lake
4 - Q. Use a discursive style to answer the question, 'Why should we be optimistic about the future?'
A. Because if you're not, you ain't got much hope, have you?
5 - Q. Select an appropriate word for this definition: to be on water without sinking
Excerpts from F in Exams: The Best Test Paper Blunders. Published by Summersdale.
Email firstname.lastname@example.org with suggestions for this column.