Grey skies thinking from history today

21st May 2004 at 01:00
Two 12-year-olds overheard in a history class. "It must have been boring in the past. Colour hadn't even been invented." "Not even green?" "No." "Well what colour was grass then?" "Dunno. Must've been grey." "And the sky?"

"Grey." "That's well gay, that is."

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