Hamming it up

18th March 2005 at 00:00
A primary 1 teacher reading the story of the "Three Little Pigs" came to the part where the first pig was trying to build a home. "And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?' " The teacher paused then asked the class: "And what do you think that man said?" One little boy raised his hand: "I think he said, 'F * * *. A talking pig!'

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