Watch your back today for ritual humiliation in the cause of the world's poor and suffering. Better still though, get in the swing, swallow your pride and give your wallet a good airing as you help your students celebrate Red Nose Day. Don't worry if you have left it late, there is plenty of material on the Red Nose Day website. And you definitely haven't left it too late to make a donation. So happy Red Nose Day, and don't forget your big hair!