1 As George was toppled in Trafalgar Square, what was in the President's top pocket?
a A contract for Iraqi oil fields
b A mini Tony Blair
c A bible
2 What amazing discovery has the Prime Minister's strategy unit made?
a Ministers rarely read past the executive summary
b Pupil performance does depend on social background after all
c The Pope is Catholic
3 What condition was imposed on Michael Jackson's bail?
a A $3million bond
b No teenagers allowed in Neverland
c Not to go within 100 yards of a recording studio
4 What is Westminster's New Wave group?
a Seven Tories who signed an early day motion for a statue of the Clash's Joe Strummer (RIP)
b The all-party existentialist French film club
c A group of Labour MPs trying to draw Blair back to socialism