News quiz

17th December 2004 at 00:00
1. Bizarre coincidences dept: why did George Bush's anti-terrorism chief resign?

a. Issues over his nanny's immigration status b. Caught in affair with magazine publisher c. Giving government train tickets to a lover d. A certain amount of arrogance

2. And when will Tony Blair's anti-terrorism chief follow suit?

a. Right away, sir b. By Christmas c. Never d. What am I, clairvoyant?

3. Why was the latest Wonderbra withdrawn?

a. The billboards caused too few car crashes b. The bra explodes when over-excited c. It bursts open unexpectedly d. The flashing lights triggered epileptic fits

4. What did Madonna and her Kabbalah chums sit round chanting?

a. Chernobyl, Chernobyl b. Chocolate, Chocolate c. Choo Choo, Choo Choo Chaboogie d. Ommmmmmmmmmm

ANSWERS: 1a, 2d, 3c, 4a

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