1 Video games keep you young, "experts" say. How?
a Lack of sunlight stops skin ageing
b Arrested development means permanent adolescence
c Pulling faces while playing prevents wrinkles
d Reaching highest level of Doom II actually sends you back in time - fact
2 Geography question: Kyrgyzstan is the new...
6c Riviera, darling
d Countdown conundrum
3 Spot the April Fool:
a Man banned from comedy club for laughing
b Woman banned from Tesco for buying too many buns
c Tory fired for pledging tax cuts
d Tony Blair apologises for Iraq war, shakes George Galloway's hand, promises 'Never again'
4 Identify the line from Labour's election theme.
a Everything is beautiful, in its own way
b Morning has broken, like the first morning
c The only way is up, baby
d The traffic is stuck, and you're not moving anywhere