1 Hail to our newly-chastened PM. But what did Listening Tony do first?
a Brought back David Blunkett
b Brought back Robin Cook
c Sacked Geoff Hoon
d Appointed Prince Harry as government's artist-in-residence
2 And what conciliatory gesture did the humbled leader make next?
a Appointed a former Liberal as education minister
b Appointed an ex-Tory as Northern Ireland minister
c Appointed a party donor as defence minister
d Snubbed the VE Day commemorations
3 What, allegedly, is he planning to do now?
a Appoint George Galloway to the Home Office
b Build a new set of nuclear power stations
c Renationalise the railways
d Invade Iran
4 But why is new education minister Andrew "Lord" Adonis so widely loathed?
a Unelected adviser, huge influence, ex-SDP to boot
b Architect of City Academies, specialist schools, tuition fees
c Big fan of private sector, sent his kids to private school
d What, isn't that enough?