1 That pound;30,000 US lecture fee - is Cherie Blair prepared to give it up?
a No b Absolutely no c Definitely no d Hands off, you thieving Tories
2 That pound;3bn British EU rebate - is Tony Blair prepared to give it up?
a No b Absolutely, definitely No c Hands off, you thieving Frogs d Well, OK, maybe
3 Kelly Hours - coming soon to a school near you. But what are they?
a Pay-free overtime for teachers while little Ruth waits for Uncle Andrew to collect her b Eight Kelly hours = one Baker day c Eight Ruth Kellys = one Kenneth Baker d A sign of incipient megalomania
4 Reports emerge of torture in Guantanamo Bay. What fiendish methods were used?
a Blasting white noise at prisoners b High volume noise of drilling c Recordings of swarm of bees d Christina Aguilera records
ANSWERS: 1a, 2d, 3d, 4d