1 What do MPs think would help to persuade more teachers to join inner-city schools?
a Free housing
b More cash
c Body armour
2 Whose tear-stained shirt has gone under the hammer?
a Gazza's from the World Cup semi-final
b Matthew Pinsent's from the Athens Olympics
c Madonna's from the Wailing Wall
d Gordon Brown's from Granita, 1994
3 How was Madge's Wailing Wall visit a great success?
a Bigger headlines thanBritney's wedding
b The wailing sounds great on her next single
c She united Israelis and Palestinians - against her
d She brought flat caps to the Middle East
4 What did fellow flat-cap wearers riot over last week?
a Something really serious like war or hospitals
b A hobby
d You city folk don't understand our country ways