1 "Some people think I've not got the brains to be that clever." David Beckham on what?
a Getting booked deliberately
b Misbehaving with his wife's beautician
c Suing the Sunday papers
d Scoring with a 25-yard curler against Wales
2 Why can't top American physics professor David Wolfe teach in an English grammar school?
a He hasn't got GCSE maths
b It's political correctness gone mad
c He can't get a work permit as an economic migrant
d He can
3 Billy Connolly is:
a. Not funny
b Not clever
c Married to a glamorous younger wife
d All of the above
4 What did Tory leader Michael Howard find during two hours in Brixton?
a No crime
b No police
c No votes
d No hope
QUIZ ANSWERS: 1a, 2d, 3d, 4b