Not the way it sounds

16th December 2005 at 00:00
In this season of Bible stories, a primary teacher asked her class to draw pictures of their favourite. She was puzzled by Wayne's, which showed four people in an aircraft. So she asked him what story it represented.

"The flight to Egypt," was the reply. Pointing at each figure, the teacher said: "That must be Mary, Joseph and the Baby Jesus. But who's the fourth person?"

"That's Pontius - the pilot."

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