30th April 2010 at 01:00

In a Year 1 class

Pupil "Miss, do you know about the Big Bum?"

Teacher "Err, no ..."

Pupil "My dad told me about it yesterday, do you want to know?"

Teacher (braced for the worst) "Err, OK, go on."

Pupil "Well, at the beginning there was nothing, and then boom, there was the big bum."

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