So far he's found a purple cover for a mobile (but not the ight model). Now he's having a local seamstress run up a "purple suedette mobile phone carrying case" for her.
Meanwhile, we thought he was joking when he offered a book token for the five funniest "thoughts of the day" for DFEE computers. But no, he's taken out a paid ad in this very paper inviting entries.
Chris, get back to work.