1 Which drug do scientists think improves male fertility?
a Marijuana - makes the sperm more relaxed
b Coffee - makes it swim faster
c Beer - the sperm start a scrap over the egg
2. Where will publishing arty pictures of naked boys get you?
a Banned from teaching
b On the sex offenders' register
c A fawning interview on Start the Week
3 Why will Arnold Schwarzenegger never be President?
a Bush is a better actor
b Only US-born citizens can run
c Any candidate who gropes women is unelectable
4 What happens to beggars in Lambeth?
a They get arrested
b They get 50p from every fifth passer-by
c They send their kids to private school