1 "We can't afford to build Fort Knox" - what was scrapped this week?
a Bank of England's euro mint
b Monkey brain research centre
c Channel 5's remake of Goldfinger
2 How has a little piece of France come to Luton, Beds?
a A brie factory has relocated
b Jean-Marie le Pen signed a concordat with local BNP
c Icknield high school banned Muslim girls' headscarves
3 Who is accused of "crimes against the English language"?
a Lord Hutton over his report
b The DfES over its KS3 English framework
c The Sun over...everything
4 What made Pope applaud?
a Breakdancers in the Vatican
b Beetles crawling up Jordan's nose in I'm a Celebrity..
c Tunisia 2, Rwanda 1 in the African Nations Cup
1B, 2C, 3B, 4A