a NUT conference, Harrogate
b Crucifixion of Beckham
c Seal clubbing in Canada
2 Who was blamed by NASUWT president Pat Lerew for the state of education?
a Margaret Thatcher
b Chris Woodhead
c Charlie Clarke
3 And where was Charlie at Easter?
a Harrogate, wearing a fake beard
b A mountain cave in Afghanistan
4 What opened in Iraq for the first time since 1968?
a Car showroom
b Ice cream factory
c Baghdad branch of Prada
Quiz answers: 1c, 2a, 3c, 4a