16th April 2004 at 01:00
1 Which bloody Easter spectacle provoked international outrage?

a NUT conference, Harrogate

b Crucifixion of Beckham

c Seal clubbing in Canada

2 Who was blamed by NASUWT president Pat Lerew for the state of education?

a Margaret Thatcher

b Chris Woodhead

c Charlie Clarke

3 And where was Charlie at Easter?

a Harrogate, wearing a fake beard

b A mountain cave in Afghanistan

c Missing

4 What opened in Iraq for the first time since 1968?

a Car showroom

b Ice cream factory

c Baghdad branch of Prada

Quiz answers: 1c, 2a, 3c, 4a

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