23rd April 2004 at 01:00
1 How did Aussie Quinten Hann mark defeat to a Pom in the snooker world championship?

a Whinging into his XXXX

b With typical Aussie grace and good humour

c Inviting his opponent to step outside

2 What new symbol is to be introduced?

a Morse code for @

b Txt msg for Oh God not another Beckham story

c Geek code for Dude, what's Morse?

3 Where do the Russians want to stage the ultimate reality TV show?

a Chernobyl

b Siberia

c Mars

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