2 A game based on magnetism has won first prize in a competition for science toys. Why?
a It's very attractive
b It has two poles and no Serbians
c It illustrates the NorthSouth divide
d It was better than all the other toys
3 In China, 25 pandas have been born through artificial insemination. What do the pandas say?
a Get that Serbian out of here
b Artificial? Where's the fun in that?
c I want to be a police car when I grow up
d Why do they always say my name twice?
4 Prince Charles is reportedly given seven boiled eggs to ensure one is the right consistency. What else is he given?
a Seven spoons, to make sure one is silver
b Seven beds, to make sure one is soft
c Seven dwarves, to make sure one is Happy
d Seven hedgehogs
5 A woman is suing Starbucks for $114 milllion for failing to honour a free coffee coupon.JWhat should she get?
a The Serbian hedgehog award for incredible stupidity
b The Prince Charles award for losing touch with reality
c The Chinese panda award for trying to be too cute by half
d A free cup of Starbucks coffee. That'll teach her
Answers under the crossword
QUIZ ANSWERS: 1d, 2d, 3a, 4b, 5d