c Tim Yeo
2 Which regular customer(s) use chauffeur-driven Mercs from north London hire firm Corporate Cars?
a Chelsea FC
b Prisoners in Holloway Nick
c Diane Abbott (school run only)
3 Your father is the Prince of Wales: which rugby team do you support?
a Wales, obviously
b England, obviously
c The most sporting, sir
4 What is 2.5 per cent?
a Michael Howard's majority
b The dividend on Serco shares, post-Bradford
c In real terms? Precisely nothing
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