21st November 2003 at 00:00
1 "I answer to no mortal" - whose words?

a Prince of darkness Michael Howard b Would-be vampire Benjamin Lewis c Arnold Schwarzenegger, new governor of California 2 To whom did Margaret Hodge apologise?

a Demetrious Panton b Tony Blair and Charles Clarke c Her local Labour party reselection committee 3 How do the dead live on?

a Hodge is still children's minister b Kent introduced its own version of the repealed Section 28 c Scientists have cloned Sir Keith Joseph 4 Why are England fans celebrating 24-7?

a They're the opening hours of Sydney pubs b That was the scoreline against France in the rugby c ... instead of England cricketers' usual opening score in Sydney

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