12th December 2003 at 00:00
1 What's the Government's new strategy for tackling poor adult literacy?

a Appoint a literacy tsar b TV programmes starring Bob Hoskins c Axe their benefits

2 Ozzy Osbourne's accident - divine retribution for what?

a Cod satanism b Riding a quad bike c That wretched Christmas single with Kelly

3 Who, according to a leaked DfES report, will teach the children of the future?

a Learning support assistants b Dinner ladies c Teachers

4 Which star was almost poached in a rugby scandal?

a Jonny Wilkinson, targeted by Australia b Clive Woodward, offered dream coaching contract by Fiji c Welsh comprehensive pupil Kristian Phillips (13), offered free place by Dulwich College


1c, 2b, 3a, 4c

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