1 How does Kilroy-Silk's secretary know her boss is not racist?
a His best friends are Jewish
b He employs a black driver
c He's been to Tunisia on holiday
2 How does the Government plan to fund the top of the pay scale for teachers?
a Levy on parents taking 4x4s on the school run
b Cut back on DfES bureaucracy
c Just scrap the top two points
3 What's Tony Blair's latest verdict on Iraq's weapons of mass destruction?
a I've absolutely no doubt we'll find weapons ...
b ... or at least weapons programmes
c Errr ... don't know
4 Eating salmon is ...
a Good for you
b Bad for you
c Bad for the salmon
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