Quotes of the week
"You could give me the world's finest screwdriver and it wouldn't make me a joiner."
Education consultant David Cameron at this week's Learning Through Technology conference in Glasgow
"You'd have thought teachers would have more pressing concerns on their minds than the shape of snacks and puddings."
An "insider" at Castle View School in Essex, quoted in The Daily Telegraph. The headteacher had banned triangular flapjacks after a pupil was struck in the eye by a corner of one.