Shotgun nativity

22nd December 2000 at 00:00
No doubt anticipating a joyful experience with the school's nativity play, a Perthshire primary teacher was quickly disillusioned. It must be lovely, said an acquaintane. "No it's not," she snapped. "The shepherds don't know where to stand and Joseph hit Mary, saying he never wanted to be married to her in the first place."

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