Day three of the new term. In her eagerness to demonstrate her enthusiasm for English, one of our Year 6 pupils enquires: "When are we going to do that 'leprosy hour'?" We reassure her that it is curable these days.
ROB HARDMAN Note from student: Dear Mr B, I was absent yesterday as I hadto see my gynaecologist in yourlecture.
HARVEY BLAIR We pay Pounds 30 for each Soundbite we publish. Send yours, of about 150 words, to:Sarah Bayliss,'The TES', Admiral House, 66-68 East Smithfield, London E1 9XY.Fax: 0171 782 3200