4th September 1998 at 01:00
A colleague took her Year 2 class to an exhibition at an art gallery. Pride of place in the exhibition was given to a Turner watercolour. The children stopped and stared at the work of art for a while, and then one boy turned to the curator.

"What's this one worth, then?" he wanted to know.

"Oh," the curator thought for a moment. "A painting like this is priceless. "

The boy looked at the watercolour again, then back to the man.

"Go on," he said, "it must be worth something."

JOHN COSGROVE We pay Pounds 30 for each Soundbite we publish. Send yours, of about 200 words, to Sarah Bayliss, The TES, Admiral House, 66-68 East Smithfield, London E1 9XY. Fax: 0171 782 3200

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