* This year's religious studies GCSE question "What do Christians understand by the term 'the Trinity'?" received several interesting responses, including "Father, Son and Holy Spit". But none compared with:
"The term 'Trinity' means that we should all stick together (three for all and all for one)."
* End of term and Daniel, about to leave my Year 2 class for the giddy heights of the junior school, leaves a neatly written note on my desk. "This is to certify Mrs Lewis for teaching me."
* Liam proudly told me that he was going on the school skiing trip next Easter. "Where are you going, then?" "Dunno, Miss. Weston-Super-Mare or Denmark, I think."