Comment written on a "Sorry you're leaving" card by a Year 4 child: "You have been a good teacher. I don't want you to live."
Daniel Forster, Hertfordshire
Year 1 are sitting on the carpet listening to "Three Little Pigs". "So he huffed and he puffed and he blew the house down!" Little lad, incredulous:
"What a bastard!"
David Eldridge, North Yorkshire