Teacher: "Does anyone know what a prefix is?"
A solitary Year 3 arm goes up. "They have them in Harry Potter. They walk the corridors telling off younger children."
DARREN WINDIBANK, HAMPSHIRE
One Year 7 pupil, obviously keen to find out more about our gifted and talented programme, stopped me in the corridor and asked: "Are you the teacher who takes the twisted and talented?"
KEVIN FITZSIMONS, HULL