Note from a parent: "I'm really sorry that James missed school yesterday, but I had it marked in my diary as an incest day."
GEOFF SHAW, RICKMANSWORTH
Mark, an American artist, is working with children in the reception class.
When one comments on his accent, he tells them he comes from America. "Is that down by the shops?" replies one boy.
LORNA WALTER, ROCHESTER
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