24th June 2005 at 01:00
An answer in an RE test: "A secular is the knife used by a rabbi for the act of circumcision."


A Year 10 girl contemplating our Year 11 students having what she considered a somewhat less than festive time on their last day: "We'd better have a proper leaving day, or I'm not going to come!"


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