My husband and I exchanged a few worried looks over her head.
"What exactly do you have to do in this peep show?" "We sing lots of songs about the fire of London."
"Oh! A Pepys show. Lovely."
PAULA HOLDEN * With the forthcoming infant Nativity in mind, I thought my Year 2 class should write the story. After talking it through, I put key words on the board, including gol, frankincense and myrrh. Ignoring these, one little girl wrote: "One of the wise men gave Baby Jesus a teddy and a card from all of them."
MARK LARRAD * Walking down to the swimming baths, my Year 4 group and I talked about the festive street decorations. One child told me his mum had said he should go on top of the tree as he is a star. "Miss, Miss," a voice from the back of the line said, "my mum can't put me on the top of the tree. We're having red ballboys instead."