5th January 2001 at 00:00
I overheard this conversation between two children:

"What day of the week is your birthday on this year, Bethan?"

"Oh that's easy. It's on a Sunday. I remember because it's the day before the Offhead inspection."

Anne Richardson

* Four-year-old Stephen after a visit to a wildlife park:

"Some junkies mumped on our car."

Sue Rulliere

* During a maths lesson on measures:

"How man millilitres in a litre?" "A thousand." "Good."

"How many metres in a kilometre?" "A thousand." "Good."

"How many grammes in a kilogramme?" "A thousand." "Good."

"Sir. Are there a thousand whales in a killer whale?"

Richard Ross

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