Don't blame yourself, you're only the facilitator.
Drop-out students who treat your classes as occasional drop-in centres.
Mustn't mind being made redundant.
Not to be confused with proper holidays or a normal working day.
Probably on your next holiday.
Marking you really really don't want to do.
The Big Idea, er, went that-a-way.
From toilets and Toblerones to teaching, they can always get it wholesale.
Where the twain meet.
Drowning, not waving.
The Klingon takeover is nearly complete.
The first cut isn't the deepest.
Further education minister:
Not a mythical beast.