Sweet FE

6th February 1998 at 00:00
Parents

Don't blame them. Their kids are probably the same at home

Participation rates

Bums on seats

Partnerships

Two ailing colleges are better than one

Part-time lecturers

Roll over and wait to have your tummy tickled by management

Part-time students

At least they have a holiday by right

Pay award

Silver stars only for those on the Silver Book

People

Remember them?

Performance indicators

Ratings can go down as well as up

Personal development

Learning to walk AND chew gum

Planning

What are we going to do this afternoon?

Principal

Chief executive, please

Programme leader

Was only following orders

Public expenditure round

The grim reaper cometh

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